The Pig hated to go out in public with his tits showing, everyone stared. "Shit I always knew he'd end up like this, even back in school. Every fuckin... time he walked by me he eyed my dick." One of the boys commented."Fuck that's nothing, I had gym class with him. He'd hang around looking at us, our balls and cocks and assholes. "The Pig wanted to protest, but he knew I had forbidden him to talk. He could only grunt and oink."You sure we can do anything we want to him ?" Any fucking thing you. But I digress, as I browsed through the profiles and deleted several completely uninteresting messages and less than indecent offers, I came across this one certain lady who I just could not help but try to talk to, an absolutely gorgeous lady of 61, with the most incredibly beautiful smile, brown eyes, dark brown pixie hair cut, and an incredible curvy yet fit figure. I eventually work up the nerve and brace myself to be quickly blown off, but instead I recieved thanks and a chance for more. But when I got to his place David was sitting in the middle of the couch, and I knew I had been wrong to think I had evaded the punishment. The TV wasn’t even on, he was just sitting there patiently with his hands on his lap. I pretended nothing was wrong and walked right over to him and kissed him hello. “Hi, baby,” he said sweetly. “Let’s take care of this right away so we can get on with our nice evening, shall we?” I did my best to look confused but he ignored it. “Now take off your shorts. "Err, how did you get in?" he said. "I thought I'd left the room locked." You did," Maxine responded, making no attempt to explain herself. "But surely, a magician knows there are no solid doors?" Gregg felt discomforted by the woman's manner. She sat up and patted the seat beside her to indicate that he should sit down. "Now why don't you tell me just how you did that trick with the tie?"Gregg tried to recover his composure. He shook his head. "Oh, no, I couldn't," he said. "It's an unwritten.