“No he’s not your type. You’re not fooling me.” said Elena.“No he’s totally my type.” said Ted.“Ted you’re not gay.” said Elena.I ...hen let go of Ted and then told him, “I guess we’ve been busted. I think we had her for a second though.”“That was kind of disappointing how fast she picked up on that.” Ted told me.Then to Elena he asked, “So what gave it away? That trick has fooled so many girls over the years.”“I may act naive and strange at times but I’m not stupid. My sister was in a very short. '" Wow!" Gerry said, surprised. "That was nice of him." It sure was!" Stevie agreed. "What does yours say, Tay?" Umm," she smiled and, uncharacteristically, she blushed, "it says, 'Itwas a pleasure to meet you, yesterday. I hope this isn't too forward ofme, but I would love to take you for some dinner and dancing thisweekend. I'll pick you up Saturday evening at six-thirty and we'll go toThe Palms Country Club. Here's my cell number. Please either textregrets or your address. Either way, enjoy. He travelled regularly for his work and often stayed in hotels in the Birmingham area. This was very important for me, as I really did not fancy the prospect of the Italian girl in the room next door to me (and on whom I had a massive crush) finding out that I was fucking guys, especially guys as old as him.We exchanged messages for a couple of weeks. I even sent him some short clips of myself wanking that I had taken with my digital camera – remember this was before every phone had one. Then Cheryl looked over and smiled at me. Her brown-gold hair looked darker in the dim light and she looked like a mischievous little girl more than a teenager. I sat near her and returned her smile and asked me to give me details about Carla's antics earlier in the evening.Cheryl said that Carla had been drinking since early afternoon. By the time they'd decided to order a pizza a couple of hours ago, Carla said she was tired of rehearsing for their upcoming play, so she put on some rock music.