But I love it.So, this past weekend I was at my regular watering hole when a gorgeous woman walked in and took the seat at the bar next to me. She was...wearing what looked to me like a business suit. She’d probably just left work. We exchanged hellos and didn’t say much after that until she started a conversation."I'm Liz. Do you come here often?"“Yep. Every Saturday night. This stool has my name on it,” I said in jest.“I see!”“I’m Jeff, by the way.”“Nice to meet you, Jeff. I’m new in town and. "Ok. I was pregnant."I was still looking at her and said, "You probably looked good, pregnant."She shook her head. "Tim didn't think so. He called me..." then she whispered it, as though she was embarrassed to even say it out loud, "a whale." That's disgusting," I said.Theresa looked at my mom and asked, "Why does he keep saying these things?" That's the way he was raised. It is disgusting to say that to your wife."I looked at Jeanie and asked, "It's why you told Jessica to be careful when you. Its knee trembling good. We’re both stunned as she sides forward taking my entire dick in one. Holding her nose against my groin she starts to dribble. Moving back she offers my dick to my sister and as she moves in close Constance instructs, “Just pop the head in. That’s it. Breathe through you nose. Great. Slip him out and lick from head to balls. That’s it. Try putting your lips together as if you’re going to kiss his knob. Right now suck him in.” I groan as my dick-head is sucked in-between. “Ho ho ho,” he bellowed as his belly shook like a bowl full of jello. “So you don’t believe in Santa huh? Just who do you think left the wagon your parents couldn’t afford under your tree when you were ten? Didn’t the tag read, from Santa?”“Well, I, ahh, yes,” he shook his head with confusion.Santa reached over and touched Mathew, and all of the sudden his mind became clear of who this person standing in front of him really was and he answered, “By golly you’re Santa Claus!”Santa laughed,.