So let’s just say it was okay. It didn’t hurt, but I didn’t get off either. Still, I was happy to no longer be a virgin.“Just two more ... sha...l we say, incidents and I’m done. So ... in my school you had to get at least a C+ average in all your classes, or you couldn’t play sports. During my senior year I failed the mid-term math exam, and I was about to be kicked off the cheerleading squad. I felt like my life was ruined. I begged the math teacher, Mr. Jorgenson, to let me re-take the exam.. Her hair was straightened and pulled down. I could feel my dick growing in my jeans. She then locked the band room door and walked over to me. My dick was throbbing as she came closer and gave me a kiss. I then held her in a passionate way and started to make out with her. After about a minute of hot kissing she told me that she made reservations at a fancy italian restuarant in the town over and that she was going to take me to her place afterwards. I couldnt wait. I then asked her how bout a. I wondered just what part of her pussy it came from. It was a much bigger stream than my dick could ever produce all at once. My mother let out a small toot of a fart. It was the first and one of the only times I saw her get embarrassed that day.She seemed concerned that I had to smell her farts. “Sorry about that, Sir,” she said. What looked to me like creamy, chocolate ice cream crinkled out of her asshole in a perfect banana shape. I was impressed with how perfect it looked. My mom smiled as. “I hope I don’t get bitten.”"Actually,” said the captain, “their poison is harmless to women and they don’t have any teeth, so you should be OK. It is men that have trouble. They like to slide into men’s pants and spit out a poison that is lethal to men.”"Oh, how horrible,” said Cindy. “Yes,” said the captain. “It would be up to you to save them.”"But I wouldn’t know how,” said Cindy. “Well, I can help there,” said the captain. “I knew you had no experience of them so – don’t be alarmed now – I.