But on the third day, I began to see a little bit out of my left eye.”Canada ... Home of the Free!TRANSLATING WOMEN’S ENGLISHYes = NoNo = YesMaybe...= NoWe need = I wantI’m sorry = You’ll be sorryWe need to talk = I need to complainSure, go ahead = I don’t want you toIs my bum fat? = Tell me I’m beautifulDo what you want = You’ll pay for this laterI’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!Are you listening to me? = Too late, you’re deadYou have to learn to communicate = Just agree with meBe. No. What?Me: Nothing.She: Tell me.Me: You are way pretty for him.She: Hahaha. He is a nice person. You two are friends. Right?Me: I hardly even talked to your husband. I am more friends with you than him now.She: Aaaha. Are we friends now?Me: Yep.She seems to be enjoying the conversation now which made me a little flirty. The rain started to pour. I asked her to roll down the windows. She reluctantly did.Me: You don’t have to do it if you don’t want to.She: It’s okay.Me: No I am serious. Roll. He said I need be scared as he would not do anything against my consent.I was continually asking him to leave but he was neither leaving nor he was doing anything wrong with me. I gave it a thought for a second and concluded that he is a innocent man otherwise if he wanted he could have easily done it but he was waiting for my permission. This made me a little horny too. And I thought the environment is also set for a great sex as it was honeymoon room. And I thought about his request. By the. After two rings the phone was answered and he heard, “This is Erin.”“Erin it’s Adam, how are you doing?”“I am doing fine, how are you doing?”“I am doing fine too and I still have a smile on my face. I was getting ready to contact the florist to send you some roses.”That earned a quick response from Erin who said in a serious tone of voice. “Adam, tell me you are kidding.”“Yes I am. I know the tongues would start waggling if you were to receive flowers at work. In a way I want to show you how.