"Ellie smiled at me."You poor boy," she said. "Beth is a chameleon. She changes to meet the circumstance. She sees the way to land you isn't seduction... You're too smart for that. But she's wily. I'll give her that much. In a week she's convinced you — and her dad — that she's seen the error of her ways and she's a new person."I guess I just see through the bullshit a little better."I said that might be the case."Or, you might just be wrong," I said. "I know it's rare, but don't discount that. He then came toward me. He bowed as he handed me a beer."Don't bow dude. That just looks wrong," I said just loud enough for him to hear."I have to or my mistress will be displeased." This is weird man. Way weird."He turned and looked at Heather. I turned back to the grill and he sidled up beside me. Within a few minutes Shawna announced that she needed to run to the store to pick up a couple of things she'd forgotten the day before. Heather and Kevin volunteered to go with her and I said I'd. As we sat and ate our lunch Robin immediately turned the conversation to sex. She told my wife that her husband never did anything spontaneous. Of course my wife then told her older sister that I was very spontaneous and that I was always catching her off guard. She talked about me feeling her up in the grocery store the other day, fingering her to orgasm on the way to her mother’s house, and trying to get a quickie in her old bedroom while we were there. Robin only wanted to know if she gave. Additionally, the weight of my ankles, pulling on my testicles, was causing the clips biting into the soft head of my penis to find new and more agonizing ways to hurt me. I thought this had gone as far as it could, but, of course, I was wrong. She rummaged in her cart once more and came up with a tapering plastic cane, about an inch thick at top to half an inch at the bottom. It was about three feet long. ?This,? she said, calmly, ?is a Sjambok. They used to be made from.