[Did someone say Niagara Falls?]One way I got rid of my frustrations was to work out a lot. I would oftengo home for dinner with Carol; then go to the...gym at around 8:30 for aworkout until they closed at 10. One snowy night, there were only about tenof us in the gym, mostly guys I knew. Todd Hoff and I were the last twobody-punishers and I was dressed and leaving as Todd headed for the shower.I got about three blocks away when I realized that I must have left mywallet at the gym. Ticked at. I had about 8 stations to go which would only take about 25 minutes. At the time I was wearing long leather boots and a skirt that was just above the knee so as long as I was careful I would be ok. I was more aware of my predicament then usual and was careful and a bit worried when going up escalator although my skirt was long enough not to display anything. For those who don't know London's Underground, many of the trains have seats along the sides so that you are facing people on the. I was wise enough to know that Sophie would not share these feelings but foolish enough to tell her anyway. ‘I love you,’ I said as we lay together, the bickering of seagulls the only audible sound. ‘You don’t love me Mark,’ she said with a laugh. ‘You love the fact that you just slept with a stranger and now you can go brag about it to your buddies in the beer tent.’ She was wrong but I did not, at that moment anyway, have the words in me to prove her otherwise. ‘You should be going now,’ she. “Yes.”“What did it say?”“Don’t stand up in the car!”An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After awhile, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him.One day God called to Satan to mock him, “So, how’s it going down there in Hell?”Satan replied, “Hey, things are great. We’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there’s no.