I playfully hit him on the arm. "Who is she?" "Lucy," he told me, eyeing me. "Why are you interested?" "I am, kinda," I said. "Kinda?" he asked. "I'm ...ntrigued. Explain." "I have this fantasy of having a threesome and I would like her to be in it and you," I said. Nathan beamed proudly. "Oh, yeah, I'm that good, hey?" he asked cockily. "Don't push your luck with that attitude," I answered and he roared back his head with laughter. "Come on, let's go and see if Lucy is interested in having a. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 10 years and 45 lbsWhat’s the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutesWhy do men want to marry virgins? They can’t stand criticism.Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see youWhy. You mean your jockstrap, I could have told him. Your aunt in the bleachers can see the shape of what’s under it. Wrestling’s an obvious sport, one might say, except I didn’t say it.For me, a sports bra would have been by the book, but under my Led Zeppelin t-shirt -- I never actually saw them, but once had some of their records -- but the one I’d chosen for my instructional session better showed my nipps. I doubt he’d even heard of the band.The TakedownThe playroom was the best place for the. Surrounded by three others, her hair is tangled and matted and she is drenched in sweat. The tears streaming down her face leave salty trails out the side of her eyes; she has a permanent grimace showing her stark white teeth. Her plump mother Adena, the head of my kitchen staff, is standing at the end of the table by Hannah’s head and has a tight grip, holding Hannah’s wrists down over her head. Saysa, who usually works the cane field, is on Hannah’s left side, his arms wrapped around and.