As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not...biting them.The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, ‘Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?’“Nah,” says the little old Jewish man... “Costs too much!”These are compliments of J & B.Paraprosdokianis a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected - and oft times humorous:1. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me. "Something like that," Alexis giggled.A naughty grin smirked across Vanessa's face."Oh, you dirty little blonde, you," Alexis laughed.Suddenly Vanessa’s pink tank top began tickling her armpits till she lifted her arms and it sailed over her head.Now in her sexy pink panties and matching bra, Vanessa stood back up to face her living shirt, which filled out and floated away from her to join her living jeans."Can I keep going or should I stop right here?" Alexis said in a pouty voice."You've. “Wow, Ben really is bigger than my man, more than eight-inches and very thick,” Julie murmured as she ogled his rock hard erection poking out of a crotchless jock strap as Irena teased it with a hand. “Take it off for me Charles,” he told me as he pointed to it. As I undid the clip on the side and it slid down to his ankles, Ben and I both had the full attention of the two women. And I had a raging erection as I admired Ben’s close up.Without saying a word Irena was tongue kissing Julie. My dick got harder with each stroke, I could literally feel my cock expanding inside her and stretching her mature yet close fitted pussy. I began to thrust harder and harder each time and I felt my cock poking her cervix which felt great, she was having a good time herself. I then pulled out my dick and just ram it up her pussy and ferociously thrust her will all my strength and stamina and fucked her as fast as I could even though my dick was still sore it was a bit uncomfortable but it felt.