00 which includes a tip(This is where it gets scary!)Woman:And how long have you been drinking?Man:About 20 years, I supposeWoman:So a Bock beer costs...$5 and you have 3 Bock beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?Man:CorrectWoman:If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?Man:CorrectWoman:Do you know that if you didn't drink so much Bock beer, that. He was well-intentioned but the sight of his cock disappearing into an older woman's backside was simply too much to endure. The poor woman was married and had two children of her own and Sheila was certain her husband would not approve of her spreading her cheeks in such a fashion. She certainly had no intention of ever letting any man open her backside up like that just to gain his terrible pleasure at her expense. She didn't see anything wrong with allowing her new husband to push a few of. I shot a load in my pants then had to use her bathroom to clean up, then I just awkwardly left.”Kevin laughed at my ‘joke.’ “Man, I can’t wait until you get a real girlfriend. I’ll have so many things to tell her.”I snickered in self-deprecation. “If you think I’m getting a girlfriend before we split up and go to different universities, you’ve been spending too many hours playing games; you’re living in a fantasy world.”“Aiya! Bèn dàn! What are you, Mother? I didn’t expect you of all people to. "She managed to tear herself away, and slept for two hours before work beckoned. She dragged through the day and was slouching out the door at five, barely able to keep her eyes open and hoping she could drive home without an accident, when she saw Randi waiting for her about fifty yards off.As usual, Randi was stunning. Men must kill each other just to get close enough to smell her perfume, Laura thought. As usual, she was wearing a short dress to show off her legs. But she also wore a scoop.