" On the contrary young man, I would want to hang it in the hall where everybody could see it." Why would you do that? Susan queried. "Some people vis...ting you might be offended even if it is a work of art. Others might wonder why a mother would be happy to display a picture of her son and future daughter in law in that kind of pose. This would be especially true in view of our age."Well a few visitors might have a problem with it, but I would hope my husband would see it very time he came home. "Alright, I'll bite, just what sort of fundraiser did you have in mind." Principal Morris asked?"I want to throw a hen party." I said"A what," Tiffany asked?"A hen party, or more specifically a sex toy party." I told them."Have you lost your mind? Most of those types of parties are private with only a handful of women in attendance. How would that solve our money crisis?" Principal Morris asked."This one is going to be huge, publically open to all women, and even televised. I propose that. But our discussion was interrupted by Ariel Golgotha who appeared by our tent dressed in denim shorts, hand-weave sandals and the official festival tee-shirt. ‘Gee! What the fuck! Have you heard this horse-shit rumour, you guys?’ she said. ‘Sorry, Ariel,’ asked Crystal innocently. ‘What horse-shit?’ Ariel looked Crystal up and down from her face to her toes, clearly uncomfortable at standing at such close proximity to a naked woman. Her freckled face visibly reddened, but she continued. I had long harboured secret desires for her, in fact I first started getting improper thoughts in my teens when she took to wearing slightly too skimpy bikinis on the beach instead of a one-piece swimsuit. Over the last year I would hold her tighter and kiss her longer than was normal for a son when I went to visit her, but she never pulled away.Anyway, I had arranged to visit her on the afternoon of her birthday, and she texted me that morning to ask to pick her up from the pub, as she was.