I was up early Saturday and went downstairs to watch TV, so I wouldn't wake anyone up. Nothing was on cable, so I checked what else was on, Net Flix, ...tc.... There was TIVO, so I checked what movies were on there. I found one that was marked ”football”. The movie started with a bunch of guys playing touch football then they started slapping each others asses and making out feeling each other up and taking each others clothes off. I knew I should shut it off and put cable on again, but I started. Oh God, my cock.”Something warm and wet latched on to my balls and vibrated against them. “Please!”Something bit and sucked my nipples.“Oh fuck, oh God, oh-“Something nudged my taint.My orgasm rolled over me like an avalanche. My eyes fell shut and my breath barreled out of me on a long, long curse. I groaned like an a****l as my painfully rigid cock sprayed what felt like a whole pint of cum onto the floor, twitching wildly and finding not a single point of friction even though I pumped my. She said she wanted to try it. I love young girls and their low alcohol tolerance.I grabbed my measuring dildo. It was a dildo that had a ruler on it. I told her I needed to measure her vagina so I would know how to set the machine. I slid the measuring dildo inside her. I measured six and a half inches before hitting the end of her vaginal canal. I pulled that out and then sat Hailey down on the machine. I positioned her pussy right on top of where the dildo came out. I quickly secured the. Marriage drunken Years[/i] No real need to go into a lot of detail, but after drinking my way out of a good job, I successfully drank my way out of another. Depressed, I somehow brought back my kits. Seem to remember looking for bargains…real hazy. I do remember that is about the period when I began to collect breast forms, after experimenting with water balloons in my bras and outfits. There were selling silicone ones on tv and soon I found them in department stores. I would buy a set in one.