Jeff grinned at her. "And who says we can't? Spike is already tinkling in my urinal when I come in from our run in the mornings. Well, he has three ti...es, anyway." He has?" Arlene asked, an expression of shock on her face."Just so long as he doesn't do anything else in it," Diana remarked with a grimace."Yeah, that would be gross," Arlene agreed.In short order, Arlene had her laptop open and was searching. After a couple of minutes, "Look at this," she said, turning the screen toward her. Either the ground was too hard or the area didn't get enough rain. The access road, such as it was, snaked around various obstructions.The chasm area itself was fantastic. It was like a large shallow bowl, half to three-quarters of a mile across, with a total drop of about two hundred feet to the bottom. The chasm itself cut across the bowl like a giant crack in the earth, a couple of feet wide in most places. The whole area was dry that day but water had apparently flowed through the chasm. "Clothes don't make the Practitioner, nor appearances add to the sum of his magic weighed." I quoted from the famous Grandfather of Arcane Deco, the Great (and slovenly) Wizard James Thomson, inventor of the first Arc-Tec calculating machine, the Differential Analyzer, in 1876. Sure, these devices didn't get practical and become the great arc-calc devices we enjoy today until the true Arc Deco period of the 1930's. Still, it worked well enough to help get Ian Quatermass and Professor Challenger. With these breast formsattached and blended in with cosmetics, he could wear outfits which revealeda little cleavage. It was Sue's idea and Tommy was pleased with the results.They were extremely realistic and even jiggled when he walked, making himfeel even more feminine.Tommy was called to perform special tasks, such as watching suspectedemployees for theft, where he made several arrests. He was very good atlooking like either a young girl in a short skirt and flats or a businesswoman in a.