My head was still spinning and I couldn't get up. She grabbed him by the ear and spun him around. Come with me she said and looking at me said you sta... here. I just laid there like a slug as she pulled him out of the room. I heard him saying no mom and she said shut up. Suddenly all I heard was whack! whack! whack! followed by mom please stop!I staggered to my feet forgetting about my clothes, and struggled to the door. As I looked out he was bent over the couch arm and she was beating his ass. "What the?" He leapt to his feet rushing for his pantry. Monica screamed again and he instinctively knew there was an intruder in the house. The double barreled shot gun snapped open as he rummaged for the cartridge box. Clicking two red shells into the barrels he cocked the weapon. As he reached the bottom of the stairs he saw it was full of webbing. As rigid as steel it formed a dense wall of white which he couldn't force open. Monica cried for help again and almost in hysterics he burst out. HisMummy had known about his innermost feelings, as he had been slow topotty-train and seemed to enjoy wearing his nappies a little too much. Hecontinued to wet the bed occasionally, almost to his teens. His obviousfascination with ladies' underwear even at an early age, had providedfurther clues. Realising her cancer was incurable and she was terminallyill, Mummy had somehow found a way of telling her effeminate son that hisodd fascination was alright with her.His Aunt Betty had been kind and. Problem is, peace always seems to attract trouble.It was a day like any other. It was the end of the harvest season, when the trees begin to change colour and the wind becomes crisp. Goblins worked in their primitive fields gathering for the coming winter, when out of the brush ran a woman; a human woman. She wasn't watching where she was going, for she wouldn't have ran straight into the midst of the Goblin village otherwise; she started panicking, jumping around like a terrified rabbit.