At P90’s expression, I grinned. “Hey, it’ll mean we have more asses to kick! And we’re in our ass kicking boots.”“Neither of us have shoes... Brash,” P90 said.“Exactly!” I said, then turned. “Come on! I know the way to the command spire!”And as I sprinted, I snapped my fingers – and set off the little program I had put into the computers before I had disconnected. Now, you may be asking if I had any more rad-ass abilities that I had forgotten to mention, now that we’re adding uber-hacker. Now you get what I’m talking about. Here’s the real deal. I’m the man right now in this relationship; you are my woman, as far as status is concerned. I know, you biologically have a penis—which I have just claimed with my ribbon—but metaphorically I have the penis? and as I’m sure you’ve guessed by now, I’m lubing up a pretty good replica for you to try out for size. I of course have a vagina, you just had a very personal encounter with it of course, but? how to say this? I have a cunt, you. What if I do something wrong? What if I get too fast with her? I think about maybe marrying her but I don’t know what I’m getting into.”“Her pussy is between her legs, Mikey. That’s what you want to get into.”“Yeah, I do, but I don’t want to do that unless she loves me and wants it. I’ve been thinking about doing her the same way I did you the other night.”“I don’t know about that. You almost blew my mind. Where did you learn to do stuff like that?”“Nowhere. I just did what I felt like doing. "No, I didn't. I was asleep." I answered. "Oh, ok. Do you want to have dinner together later?" "Sure, bro. I'll talk to you when I am ready." Now both of us were thinking how she was going to sneak back to her room. We waited for a while, and I went out first to check where my roommate was. He was busy playing Counter Strike with headset on. I gave her signal and she ran into her room on her toes. I went to the bathroom and washed my face. Then I asked him for a cigarette just like a normal.