But as of late, you haven't gotten any good subjects to write about. You've been relegated to beat coverage to pass the time, mostly because your edit...r isn't willing to pony up the bucks required to undertake a good investigative report in these trying economic times. Though the gig has been boring the last year or so, so boring in fact that you've entertained the idea of changing careers, your editor drops a subject into your lap that has so many possibilities."Read this," your surly, old. ” He waved his hand dismissively. “Talk to ‘M’ if you want any details.”“Errr, are you from the area?” As in, if I can tie down the geography of where you’re from, it’ll be easier to figure you out.“Well, the United States is a big area, so guess you could say yes.”“Are you connected with the large diamond ring on Miss Johansson’s ring finger?”Dave teased, “Most of the rings I’m connected with appear on bathtubs or an occasional Jacuzzi.”“How do you know Miss Johansson?”“Very well. We’ve become. Well, I agree. It is a terrible injustice that our mother was so disrespectful to the man who gave us everything you see around you.“And Father? He was well within his rights to disavow both of us. He could have left us to fend for ourselves. How would you like a life as a tavern whore, Elizabeth? If the man who raised us wasn’t five times the man that the traitor who spawned us was, you know where you’d be right now? You’d be part of Caliph’s harem right along with our two half-sisters! Do not. She heard him dialing, and someone answered! “Oh shit!” she thought. “He’s dialing room service!”“No please don’t make me do it! Please don’t! Please!” she begged.“Hello! Room service? We need three Heineken beers please! We’re very thirsty! Thanks!” he said into the phone. “Stand up now Emma!” said Jimmy. “I think the room service guy needs the full effect of seeing you dressed up with your tits showing through your blouse, and your slutty mini skirt as you bend over to find a fiver for the.