I will play it safe as far as the outfitgoes." Very wise. As we have seen, there will be women there who have made atragic choice with the hat."* * *T...ree weeks down the line and Will had transformed himself into Rachel,his female self. He had gone for light make-up, apart from the mascaraand rose pink lipstick. His nails were already done in the same colour.Then he added an auburn wig, styled as a shoulder length bob with awave built into it, pleased with the match of the colour with hisdress.. Its his wife, "Elly? What is it? Are you OK?" He sits up on an elbow, male concern overwhelming him. No one calls in the dead of the night unless there is something terribly wrong."Can you hear me OK Ron?" She was half shouting over the music?Ron subconsciously answers in almost a shout himself, "The music is loud honey. What is it, what is wrong?"A hand was placed over the mouthpiece and he could hear a mumbled request to turn down the music. Where was his wife anyway - some club or bar? Hell,. Moving to the bed, I sat as I once again removed my pants and sweater. “What’s your schedule like tomorrow?” I asked as I watched her stand near the mirror and braid her hair. “It’s Saturday, right? Not much of anything. I think my friend Kayla wanted to go for a hike, but I should double check. Why? Do you have any plans?” she thought out loud, her hands working her hair into a long braid of pink tipped hair. “Nothing until 1pm, I’m helping a friend move. But, I was thinking we could go get. What the hell? "Oh well, don't look a gift horse in the mouth and all that shit," he muttered."You're gifting me a horse? I guess shit comes with the territory, doesn't it?" Smiling happily, she put her seat belt on while he wondered if the blonde shtick was more than a shtick. She rolled her eyes again as she tried to decide where they could pull over next for the fuck he'd promised and he caught her out of the corner of the eye. "Enough with the eye roll, sexy. What's with that.