Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?America, like Canada, is a country which produces citizens who wil... cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won’t cross the street to vote.You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone? That’s your common sense leaving your body.Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?My. Your two suitcases still sit open, their contents strewn across the ground, and you sigh as you prop open the door, and begin to fold a pile of t-shirts.If only I had ordered the steak instead of that crab, you think to yourself, placing a neat pile of shirts into your drawer, then maybe I wouldn’t have been stuck in that hospital for two damn weeks.The day before you were due to move in to college, your parents had taken you and your twin-sister Lisa out to a fancy seafood restaurant in order. Plus, I had been teased to no end during P.E. and was walking naked into the girl’s locker room into a sea of naked teenaged female flesh. I felt freshly reloaded.To my great surprise and pleasure I was met by Mia as soon as I made it into the locker room. She was a very naked Mia and I was a very turned on Jay.“Hi.”“Hey!”She smiled. It was a huge smile and seeing it made me happy. It’s just one of those things: you see a cute naked girl smiling at you and you can’t help but smile yourself. A. "Come and join us." Logan and his group walked further into the room and looked at all the gathered family and close friends. His father Mathew was standing with his two wives, Dana and Lisa and Dana's children, Robert, Melissa, Brian and Steven, were around them.His grandfather William was standing with his great grandfather Richard and his great great grandfather John. All three of their wives were off on a cruise and so were unable to attend but did send their best wishes to Logan and.