The teifling had a very expressive face when she wasn’t hiding something, which was frequent. The look told Qiao, that she had already had enough of...the bard’s cheerful crap. This was war, and with how Malark was behaving, one would be forgiven for thinking he was using it as an opportunity to write a new ballad.Qiao said a salient prayer to Lathander as she saw General Grodan approaching. “Himo,” she said to the wood elf who sat cross-legged among the group of soldiers, sword for hires and. I had gone by and picked up her bears from Paul's mother-in-law and was looking forward to arranging them on the floor of the living room for a picnic. I had a bright blue blanket that I could use; and because each bear needed a cup and saucer, I had gone by Helen's and borrowed some of her china. I was so preoccupied that I hadn't noticed Melody's car in the slot next to mine; thus, when I stepped into the apartment, I was surprised to see her sitting on the sofa. I was even more surprised. Not wanting to seem like an idiot, I went for it. I undid his belt and top button, then slid the zipper down. With a little tug his pants fell to the floor. I looked at the front of his tight, red boxer briefs and almost couldn't believe my eyes. It looked like he was smuggling a cucumber. I looked up at him with an expression of shock. “What… is… that?” I said, almost unable to speak. “Why don’t you see for yourself?” he said, smiling proudly. In disbelief, I pulled the elastic band down. But what really stood out about the man was his hair, Phillip couldn't see one bare area on the man, except for the front of his face, but then he had enough hair on his head to compensate for that disparity. Hair that was wildly shaped, in fact he had never seen someone with hair shaped like his. Sideburns that hung down into a curved point as well as curving up to a point above his head on the sides. The man's overall shape surprised Phillip as well. He was short, no more than five foot two.