Yea my wife and I were lucky, we got a good deal on it 7 years ago when the economy was down. You want a beer? I asked. Sure he replied and followed m... into the kitchen. I got us two beers and we then went into the living room. How big is the house, John asked. Four bedrooms and three baths. Master bedroom is downstairs and three bedrooms upstairs. I use one of the bedrooms as my office, one is our junk room and the other is the guest room because it has it’s own bathroom. Nice, John commented.. Then it grew on me.• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.• I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.• Velcro - what a rip off!• Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTSGod went to the Arabs and said, ‘I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.’The Arabs asked, ‘What. There were grumblings but no one could really complain."What did ya get this time?" asked Carl."Black model, figured she'd go nice with Slut." Said Kent. "The contrast and all."The others in the elevator chuckled and the doors opened. They all stepped out into the small hall and reaching into his pocket Kent drew out the key and opened the door.Still stumbling slightly from last night's activities the group piled into the penthouse."Welcome home Master." Said Slut from her position near the. " Yes and I am having a good time." Well I can tell you, the girls are scooping you out and they smellfresh meat."'Oh? Why is that?" Honey, half the women have hard-ons in their panties, just looking atyou an the other half wish their lovers were not here with them."I blushed. I had not thought much about having the girls here wantingto get into my panties. I had never been with a man before not that Iwas homophobic but it just never came up."You will have t watch your self, some of these girls.