That saved us a lot of headaches.We had enough salvaged radios to equip four golf carts with the more powerful units, so we were in good shape, once t...e Izods had done their magic. Now that they knew how, they were hoping for more boats to be transported to us so that the Izods could swipe the radios for more golf cart installations.Harold Walters was another happy addition to our group. Harold was a dentist, and his wife, Joan, was a dental technician, so we were were covered there, too. One. " I smiled at her as I ordered two glasses of champagne from the bartender who wore an even skimpier French maid costume than the woman who greeted us at the door. If you could call it that. There were an equal number of male servers dressed in only a black bow tie, white shirt cuffs and white thong.There were men and women wearing next to nothing and some who had costumes painted on their bodies. Both Sue and I gulped down our drinks and I quickly ordered two more. We both gulped those down. All of us sat around telling each other half truths. I had the most stories, because shit always seemed to happen to me. "I have no idea where all the bullshit in my life comes from," I said to a small group of our operatives gathered around me." I'll tell you where," Alex said. "It happens to you because you are out there. It's like the kid in the convenience store hold up. It wasn't just that you were in the store, but that you put yourself out there to do the right thing. The same thing. First, there were the customers who stayed away. They were the soccer moms, the up tight types, and the moralists. Just about everybody else showed up on Speedo Days because the boys were topless, dressed out in little blue Speedos and the girls all wore bright yellow string bikinis. Most customers on those days stayed in their cars during the wash, because all the hard bodies doing the washing pressed their scantily clad bodies up against the glass in the process. A lot of wives just happened.