I want all the men tae gather wood tae build a massive pyre on the small island by Jacob Dornie’s cottage doon the coast on Loch Long. Women, I’ll...need all the clan tartan ye can muster tae dress it wi’. I want this tae happen by nightfall t’night, so haste is needed tae do this. I call upon yer honour and pride in yer clan and respect fer the dead, tae do this. Make Lady Anne and Lady Heather prood tae know the fallen will be honoured and grant peace tae them. The souls of the dead wait at the. I wanted to get this over with as fast as I could and then rub mybottom.I knelt down in the dirt for the second time and placed a man's penis inmy month and sucked on it like it was a Popsicle. I sucked it and suckedit while this guy talked to me."That's nice baby, yea that's it, now lick the balls, yea that's what Ilike, not so fast, slow down a little. Yea that's better, much better.Good girl keep it up, that's it, yea baby, that's great, just like that,yea. I sucked and sucked this guy and I. I said."Well ma'am, I enjoy and appreciate mature ladies like yourself ". I said, hopingshe would catch my innuendo.Well it turns out she was cutting across the car lot on her way back home. I told herI was in the market for a new car but wasn't in a hurry and turned in the samedirection she was walking and said to her,"I'll walk with you, if that's alright. My name is Tristan. Whats yours dear?"My name is Sheila, its nice to meet a confident young man like you Tristan." "That'sa very nice. “amber grew up so much since I saw her last time!” said uncle kyle, “Look at those hypnotizing big blue eyes, she must be breaking a lot of hearts!”.“You tell me” replied my mom, “she changes her boyfriends like an underwear every month, sometimes every week. She is on the phone all day long. We put her on a pill just to make sure”.“Mom!” I shouted angrily, “why do you tell my private stuff to uncle kyle”. “He is family, brother of your father, and your godfather” my mom replied.“It’s OK” uncle.