The candles were out but the tree and fireplace still illuminated the room in a soft romantic glow. She had changed her clothes and was now wearing a ...hort sleeveless t-shirt that barely covered her full breasts, and soft cotton pajama bottoms with the top rolled down to mid hip. Her eyes lit up and she quickly shut off the television when she saw me enter and then they widened in surprise when she saw my mother."Oh my," she squeaked, realizing how she was dressed, then composed herself,. I bet Miss Manners has never pronounced on this situation: you're meeting a girlfriend's mother for the first time. All three of you are naked, your hair is wild, your nipples are really out there, and your skin is flushed from good sex. Do you shake hands? Hug? Just what is it you do? I have never seen it covered in the etiquette manuals.We nodded and shook hands. Problem solved."So what were you two girls whispering so closely about?" her mother asked as we headed for the food line."We were. Roberta said she was turned on by the intensity of look Jen’s face and how vocal she was. Next, Jen started to yell out “fuck my ass” and Roberta realized what was happening to roommate. The stud there was fucking her ass really hard and she was loving it. Roberta said she had been turned on all night and barely slept. She wanted me to fuck her ass now, but I resisted the temptation wanting to make her wait a while. I told her tell me more. What else happened. Roberta said she was about. My initial "nice gesture" may have been misdiagnosed once I saw the contents of the bag. Scattered across the bed were two large carrots, a very large cucumber, and a bunch of not quite ripe bananas.Beth picked up the cucumber which was at least twelve inches long and quite thick. She threw the cucumber at her mom who failed to catch it, letting it hit her right boob. You could feel the hatred in her voice, "Let's see you fuck that one."I admit I was taken by surprise, and so when Brenda looked.