For the last few years I had been doingmom's nails for her, and she has been teaching me to do most of thehouse work for her (what I used to think of ...s women's work). I havebeen on my knees giving manicures and pedicures to mom's girlfriends,and just that morning I did Chrissy's nails, and blew the polish on hertoes dry so that I would be "allowed" to go the mall with her. Idefinitely wasn't a man's man. What I was, wasn't fully birthedyet...although by then end of that afternoon I came to. I know!” With that she jumped out of bed and began rummaging through the clothing strewn across the floor. “Here they are.” She held up the tiny pair of white nylon panties that she had been wearing earlier. “Put these on,” she commanded. “What!” I sputtered. “Do you seriously expect me to put those on? Even if I agreed to wear them, which I’m not, they would never fit. Just pulling them up my legs would snap them to pieces.” “Oh you’ll be surprised at how stretchy they are. Besides if you. Trailing down from her sexy "outie" navel was a furrow of black hair that blossomed into a thick patch of pubic hair.I'm not k**ding here, but her face was nearly identical to that of a young Katie Couric, with dark hair, though Ashley had thicker eyebrows and a shag hair style. Yes, she had a bit of a snooty look about her--perhaps due to her blue-blood ancestry--though she was, in fact, a very down-to-earth hippie-type chick.She was house-sitting for a wealthy family vacationing the entire. " Holliday starts to curse the Brutes and their misbegotten ancient.While he is doing that I feel a shift in the wind."Heads up, gang, We are about to have company." I listen to the mummers of the tunnelers making their way down to us. "Looks like Louie has a back bone after all and sent people after us." Holliday switches from cursing the brutes to cursing Louie in an ever increasing colorful fashion."The way I see we a can do one of two things." I start to say."Oh no not like your last plan.".