He became possessive, not letting her out of his sight, keeping her at home and controlling the money so that she had no freedom.Worse, she was sure t...at he had been raping her at night. When they had sex during the day, which was not often, they had always used condoms, but she had come up pregnant twice in the last year when they hadn't even had sex for several weeks before, plus she had half-remembered dreams of him fucking her at night.Brad didn't want babies so he made her have an abortion. To kill a vampire is very hard, garlic is of no use at all. In fact, over the years’ vampires have become quite accustomed to garlicky food, garlic bread being a choice at a meal. Silver is a whole other story, pure silver can be deadly, but if it is mixed in any way, like with sterling silver, it loses its potency. Pure silver can maim and cripple, but can't kill unless it's driven through the heart. Like the wooden stake, that's the funniest one I know. Of course, a wooden stake through the. . ‘that’s Michelle’I told my doctor that when I travel from country to country I have the urge to get drunk. She told me I’m a borderline alcoholic.A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.A checkout chick walked up to him and said, “Your barracks door is open.”Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.When he was just about done shopping, a man came up and said, “Your fly is open.”He zipped up and finished his shopping.At the checkout, he. “He’s way too old for his age,” I said. “Our friend Dennis Hopkins once said, ‘With boys you only have to worry about one penis. With girls you have to worry about all of them.’ And right now, the one you are worried about is my son’s. I keep better track of his whereabouts than he realizes. Since the agreement was signed, he’s been on eight dates. He has been out with six different girls as his ‘date’, even though all but one was with a group and that one was here at the farm for horseback.