”“Oh, you poor baby!”“Yeah. Like I should feel sorry for myself. My wives send a perfectly beautiful woman into my bedroom to undress for me. ...oor Tony.”“Tony, I want you to look at every guest and family member here tonight and then tell me which one you want. Even if it’s Amy, I’ll find a way to make her yours.”“Um ... how about Walt?” I laughed.“If that’s what you want, baby, I’ll find a way.”“And how about if what I want is already in my arms?”“Can you wait for coffee for another fifteen. ‘Go…. go now…’ she said with a frown, as she pointed toward the roadway. Dejected, the oddly dressed young man walked back to his Ford , with a longing gaze over his shoulder. Then, he climbed into the seat of the van and sighed as he drove off. But, just a few minutes later, the large truck pulled up behind the disabled cherry red Camaro again and the same geek got out and and placed several big, orange traffic cones around Evilena’s disabled car, the waved at her, smiled, and drove off again.. She wasn't a bad looking girl either. Lone auburn hair curled a little, lush red lips and green eyes. She hunched her legs up onto the sofa, and I could see that what I thought were tights, were in fact stockings.She ran a hand over her leg, pushing the skirt a little higher. Deliberately? Probably.There was a crash from the kitchen and Claire squealed. I was on my feet, but no-one else moved. I paused a second, then headed for the kitchen.Claire was crouched on the floor, picking up some. Carter’s eyes traveled up and down the man’s beautiful torso, partially covered in black curly hair. Eventually, his brain registered that he needed to defend himself. Pulling the banana out, he managed to speak.“Health and safety regulations?” he attempted an answer to Aron’s statement from earlier.His husband just threw him a weird look.“It’s a new diet I’m trying,” he explained, gesticulating with the fruit. “Eating a whole banana. Without peeling it.”Aron sighed and looked up, like he was.