Everything picture-perfect for my party: my dress, the cake, the decorations, the favors, the games. But one year shy of being a teenager!I knew I was...getting the skirt that Mom had hidden under her sweaters. Tartan plaid. I’d of course act totally surprised.Steven had gotten me a tennis charm for my bracelet, a challenge to discover because his dresser was always a mess. I’d won the girls 11-and-under Parks and Rec tournament that summer. He’d placed second in the boys 16-18, really good, as. It seems that one of our "Featured Dancers" and porn star was completely naked and demonstrating how to pick up beer bottles using her (well you know).While local law enforcement was known to look the other way, this was one action they would not allow. I hurried upstairs to put a stop to that action and read the young lady the riot act.Walking into the room, I saw her in a head stand with a beer bottle pointing up. I was really pissed. With two of my larger bouncers following me I yelled, "Get. I mused that this would be particularly deadly when I returned with a good amount of alcohol in me – regardless of the warning sign on the beam. Everything else was very well laid out, and relatively tasteful – only the mod cons really spoilt the antique look of the room which I thought was a shame. Some people really just cannot live without TV no doubt, but seeing as it was there I had flicked it on to catch the news while I dressed. I regarded my reflection, and while satisfied that. At the very least I was hoping to score some free wine in return for making you cry and beg for a few hours.” Suddenly, her tone was completely neutral. Low-pitched for a woman, perhaps, and with the casual authority any successful boss might possess, but no longer harsh, demanding, or overtly sexy. “No matter what it is, though, you’re going to owe me something.”“I’m always happy to work out a wine-for-advice trade.”“Advice, hmmm? Does this involve the lovely Elizabeth?”“No.”“Too bad. Here’s.