“Oscar, it’s me Cate, Pete left me. I’m so sorry to call but I’m home alone and there’s no one else I can call. Please I just need a friend ...ight now.” She sobbed. “Oh my god Cate that’s awful I’m so sorry to hear that” I lied. “I’m coming over now, we’ll talk this all out.” “No Oscar my parents are coming home soon” She continued to cry. I knew this was bullshit, it was a typical lie she’d used to avoid me back when we were together. “Don’t be silly Cate I’m coming over, I’ll be there soon”I. Heaven knows I would but as I'm not prepared to marry again I'd only have myself to blame." She made a little moue.Hank kissed her gently. "Cheer up," he smiled. "I don't foresee that happening at the moment." So tell me," she said."I'm not entirely sure. She was certainly attractive, self-confident, intelligent and amusing and I found her fun to be with. She had the dirtiest laugh of any woman I've ever met and we did laugh a lot." Did I fall short?" No, Barbara. At no time. In fact I felt a. I brushed my teeth and shaved. As I strolled to the dresser, I heard a wolf whistle."Good morning, sexy," I heard Audrey say in her sultry voice."How are you this morning?"She had moved to lie facing the end of the bed. "Wonderful! I really enjoyed last night." So did I. I am meeting your grandfather and Roy for breakfast in a few minutes. I put Jim Reeve's phone number on the dresser. He is a friend who will help you and Lena at the Mercedes dealership. Call him and let him know what time you. 'I was totally aghast, I said nothing, just sat for a couple of minutes and stared at it'. Felicia's head was in a spin, 'When I did speak', she told me, she said, 'Your neighbors can see', 'Not anything to do with him sticking his cock in my face, or me slamming the van into gear and getting to hell away', she laughed.'Dont worry, none will see you, they are all away', I sat confused and bemused, he was asking my for a fucking blow-job, and I was not to worry, the total absurdity of it all,.