I was floating, up in the air, next to the ceiling. Thestrangest part of this was that I was looking down at my body. This isit I thought! My first ou... of body experience! My instructor's wordscame back to me, and I moved down a bit, then around, and floated backand forth as I got used to maneuvering. I heard the end of class chime,and slowly glided back down to my body, laid down in myself, and feltmy spirit snap back into place.My class on Out of Body Experiences was over, and I went. I had them salted in a barrel and sent them to the president with my compliments.It would seem that my present rode the mid-line of current congressional furor. One party wished to damn the French while the other wished to damn the English. I damned them both.Neither party toasted my name yet neither party called for my blood. Any grandfathers whose history was that of a long knife likely laughed themselves to their graves for turning the tricks of the Europeans against themselves. Before fall. All of this… artwork. It detracts from my photographs, and frankly, Lynn, it detracts from your beauty." He paused to lift his eyes from her enormous chest to her eyes. He stared firmly and unblinking into her beautiful dark eyes, took a deep breath for sincerity's sake, and said, "And you are very, very beautiful.' "Oh, bull," she said. She was used to this kind of talk from her uncle, and It didn't impress her at all. She was not quite as stupid as he must think. If he wanted to test his new. She had talked about it being 'one day' for so long, "I am so happy for you. You can finally be free." I could not have done it without you and well... several beers. Thank you." You could have, but I am glad that I could help. You are an amazing woman and he is an idiot for losing you."She looked at me for a long moment and then slowly drained her imported beer. I quickly downed a three finger glass of rum, thinking to catch up. The rum was warm and slightly spiced, my arms began to tingle.