' I asked just before imbibing the remaining dribble of double malt from my scotch glass.'Jorg Browne. From down south; if the drawl didn't give it aw...y. In town on business; only the business is on Monday and I'm here already,' he said with a grin and a wink. 'So I'm just going to have to enjoy myself for the weekend. Got something planned for yourself?'I shook my head. 'Nothing? A pretty thing like you has nothing and nobody to spend a weekend with?' He said in mock disbelief.I sighed. 'I. " Michelle and the other women watched the screen. Wendellstood there, looking quiet, and then all of a sudden Erica was in the screen,dressed in a corset covering the nipples of her full breasts, and ending justbelow her pubic area. Michelle had to admit that for her age, Erica did lookdamn good. Huge boobs, and long, shaved legs. On screen, Erica's nails werepainted magenta, and everyone watched as the onscreen Erica began massagingWendell's tumescent penis. Wendell closed his eyes and began. "Nick took the advertisement and read it through. He noted that it was set in three acres part of which was an orchard and that the asking price was less than he had been prepared to pay."Yippee!" he cried and then, "Oof!" as Sally landed on his lap. Her arms went round his neck and she plastered his face with kisses."Steady on, Tiger," he laughed. "We haven't got it yet." I'll ring them first thing in the morning and arrange for us to go and look at it. Do you know the people who own it?" Not. I was wonderfully happy and satisfied. This made us more equals. We were going to take turns trumping eachother. Next turn was mine. One day at a coffeehouse, a girl was fixing her lipstick at the nexttable. I gave Arthur the eye and he nodded. I leaned over: "Excuse me.My boyfriend left his lipstick home and mine is the wrong shade forhim," I pointed to my bright orange lips. "Yours would look a lot betteron him. Do you think he could borrow it?" She looked shocked. Arthurlooked shocked too,.