From now on, I'm watching my diet. I don't want to be a repeat offender in the fat spa." She did a nice theatrical job in telling, finally causing eve...yone to laugh.By the end of dinner, every person seemed in a good mood, although some were more reluctant to tell stories. I knew Melanie had some good trailer park stories, but she probably decided they were best told at the pool. I noticed something else in the group. After Deborah andDad left, when we were all here together, we didn't have an. Sometimes you can’t help who you’re attracted to. And he was attracted to me. He was just in denial. He looked me over and smiled at me.“It’s ok. But we have to do this quickly. We have to leave by eight.”"That's fine," I said as i put down my gum bag. I took off my shoes for comfort and got ready to work. I walked over to him, his sense filling my nostrils. The scent of Ralph Lauren Polo. The scent of a man who worked hard and spent his money on things that satisfied him. I couldn’t take it.. Her tits had been mighty in a not so remote past, and she knew how to lend a hand, a dab hand indeed, and didn’t get emotionally involved, as long as I could stand the tales of misery she vividly related at the same time.I walked the three miles distance to Betty’s and told her about my successful adventure. Her face lightened, she hugged me like a pro wrestler, picked the phone and ordered pizzas. She changed into a skimpier outfit and invited me to a one-night stand practice beginning now.I. The tremors seemed to havepassed.Curious, I unbuckled the breast plate. Underneath was a man's doubletbut when I opened the shirt I saw two female breasts with prominentpink nipples. I jumped back in shock. "I think it really is a woman." Igasped."It canna be! " said Tam, but when he looked at it his jaw dropped."What now?" he asked."Take them back, I suppose." I pointed to the dead man. "He can getburied with the rest. Her," I pointed to the other figure, "I don'tknow. It's like a man's.