“First, David – You can get off your soap-box about reducing taxes, and giving a raise to the police and teachers. We don’t have the money to gi...e any raises unless we up the city sales tax by at least 25%?” Jeff said.“My wife Elizabeth, looked over the budget and found money to do that very thing – she found money in two previously unknown bank accounts, Jeff. Plenty of money to give the raises and not having to raise any taxes.” I said.“You had your wife look over the books of the city? What. I guess they are trying to make a quick profit.” Harry said, trying to set the scene, he hated the idea of selling off his best friends’ life work.“Even if it came to a vote, they haven’t got the majority.”“I’m just stating what may happen, but you could talk to your mother. If you and she, along with Grace decided to, I’m sure you could get the financing to put a deal together for the rest of the company.”“And just who is going to run it, the man on the moon?”“Well that is one option, but it. “Russ, should we do another curtain call?” asked Luke, our lead actor.I pondered it, when Gilbert, who was standing next to me in the wings said, “Always leave them wanting more.”I laughed. “Nope! We’re good. You can head out to the reception. Be back here tomorrow at noon.”Rivermeadow’s show schedule was always the same. Opening night was Friday, followed by a light reception in the hall off the lobby, where folks could mingle with the cast in costume. Saturday saw a matinee and final. The cowboy spent the night with the woman.The same thing happened the second day. But when the horse returned on the third day with another woman, the cowboy lost his temper and yelled “You stupid horse! I said ‘posse!’”What do you call 32 West Virginian women in one room?A full set of teeth.A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey, Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I’ll help you.