He breathed rapidly, but deeply, several times to cool himself down. To ground himself, Scott clenched onto a couch cushion with one hand and embrace... his mother tightly with his other arm.“Settle down, settle down,” his mother pacified him. “No need to set off the fireworks yet.” She applied some lotion to her hand and set the bottle on the end table. As she rubbed her hands together, she whispered in his ear, “Just relax, Scott. This is all for you.”Scott closed his eyes and took a deep. ”“No, sorry I’m half asleep still. Okay, I’ll see you and your friends at ten at Cedar and Wentworth in the coffee shop.”I fell asleep to a wonderful dream of making love to three beautiful women. Then after a few minutes they vanished into smoke and out of a blazing light walked a naked Sue Ann. In my dream I made love to Sue Ann all night long. In the morning at ten I was at the coffee shop eating a breakfast sandwich meal sipping a coffee. We talked and before Sue Ann left we arranged to go. He got the drinks in and said to me: does your ladyfriend always go around like this? It was a dare, I replied, I think she's got a great body, and I like her to show it off. Well, you've got plenty to show off, he said, staring appreciatively at mum's boobs. You mean I'm getting fat, mum said, patting her full belly. Too much beer, she offered by way of explanation. Not at all, the man assured her, we don't all like stick-thin women, I think you've got a very sexy figure. You're not so bad. . Chuck’s comment struck my funny bone ... hard.After I was in control ... they idea of which caused me to relapse into laughter ... again. I do admit I saw the ridiculous side of the condition. That caused the loss of any semblance of control ... again.I grabbed a handful of crushed chips from the blue bowl ... it wasn’t Tom’s but they were good enough. My mouth blossomed with the flavors of sour cream, onion, nacho cheese, cheddar, greasy potatoes, baked chips, tortillas, lime, lemon salt,.