When old people crap in their pants, it “Depends” on who’s in the will!Glad I got that straightened out so you can rest your mind.The old man pl...ced an order for one hamburger, French fries, and a drink.He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup. I was worried that the bank's lawyer had been forcing you to do something. But actually I'm relieved by what I found out." So you're not going to tell anyone?" asked Geeta, her voice quavering."No, definately not. Especially since I want you to get me a job where you work."Geeta was incredulous. "Auntie have you lost your mind? What are you talking about? You're OK now. Your husband is working again, and you have no mortgage. You don't need the money." But Geeta, you don't need it either."To. I was nervous that she'd catch me checking out her ass, so I silently walked back to the door and screamed out that I was home.During dinner that night, my mom was talking about her day while I was thinking about what I had seen earlier. I couldn't think of anything else. It made me think about what Jerry had told me about women wanting to get their asses fucked. But if that's what they wanted, then why would I need to use sleeping pills on them? Wouldn't they just offer me their asses to fuck. "Hey, I told him I caught you cheating. He is not making it up, so cut the shit. You aren't any saint either for letting some other guy, that is not your boyfriend, fuck you doggie style. How about I ask you what the fuck is going on here?" They both exchanged dirty looks for a minute and I wasn't sure if Tori was more pissed off at me or her. "So, are you calling me a liar, Tori?" Diane inquired, pushing her slightly. "Yes, you stupid harlot. I did not cheat on him!" Tori inched towards me and.