.. Simply showing marriage certificate and your wife’s picture is not enough!For MEN and WOMEN with a bit of humor?? A man was granted two wishes by...God. He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. Rest get married and wonder what happened!Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.Why do. As far as I’m concerned, I’ve released her. As far as she’s concerned, she’ll always be my slave. It’s a strange relationship, to say the least. She’s the best person I could have at my side in any situation. The smartest person I know, even compared to you, and a fine warrior. All inside a beautiful woman who wants to remain my slave.” Goran shakes his head, the bemused smile still on his face as he watches her perform with the group of men.Bartle seizes on an opportunity. “Sounds like you. ”I headed to Cindy’s after practice and was immediately invited to stay for dinner. After texting Mom, I agreed. Cindy and I went to her music room and she handed me a Mozart piece.“You can play this can’t you?” she asked. I scanned the music and thought it looked familiar. It was a piano score for Mozart’s Turkish March. I started plucking out the notes on my guitar. Suddenly it was very familiar.“This is Mozart in Hell!” I said.“Yes, but it’s really Mozart’s Piano Sonata No. 11 in A Major,”. "You know I have missed you, even if I don't call." I miss you too Wendy. You really do eat pussy better than anyone I ever met," I said bursting into laughter."I could say the same about you," she agreed. "How about that steak house out by the highway?" You know I hate that place. Well, maybe you didn't know, since we have never been on a date. I will go to the steak house, but if you are going to pump me for information, I want to go somewhere I like." I informed her."Okay, I'm going to pump.