Lying on the doormat was a slip of paper torn from a pocketbook which had clearly been slipped under the front door. He returned to the apartment to r...ad it.It read simply: "Why not give me a call?" Then there was a mobile phone number and a one-letter signature 'D'. Eagerly he snatched up his phone and tapped in the number. A recorded voicemal invited him to leave a message. Angrily, he disconnected and went out.Nick returned to the apartment at 4 that afternoon after an exhausting day's. After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even!"NOW ALLY'ALL HAVE A GOOD DAYCompliments of Kev!An Irish man is walking along the. He looked like he thought I might either assault him or rape him,” she said grinning boldly as she stared at Doctor Hague with penetrating emerald green eyes. Doctor Hague could not remember ever seeing anyone with eyes that color. “Excuse me Ms. Millen, I don’t mean to appear to ignore what you said, but do you wear contacts?” “No doc, why do you ask?” “Well,” he hesitated, not sure how much he wanted to reveal. “Throughout my practice I have made a study of my and other psychiatrist’s. Have fun." Oh, I'm sure we'll have plenty of fun," my daughter grinned lasciviously atme again."Just don't get to bed too late," my wife continued. "Me and your father aregoing to a party at a friend's house."I let out a gasp as I felt Joe's foot rubbing up my leg, lifting the leg of mytrousers to rub against the white silk stockings that I was wearing today, itwas turning me on even more and forcing me to struggle to concentrate withoutlooking at him as I told my wife, "I'm sorry honey, I'm.