. I was horny. I decided to act out on a new fantasy. I asked her for a date, a mother-son date."Mom, I miss you and knowing I won't get back home for...a couple of months, it makes it worse. So I was wondering, would you come up and visit me? We're having a little dance here and I don't know anyone. You wouldn't have to stay in a hotel or anything. I've got a pull-out couch; I'll use that and you could use my room. Will you let me take you to dinner and then the dance?"She made. She babbled at her friend and my lodger, but we arrived at her small bungalow after a couple of minutes and after she unlocked the door, she ran off to her bedroom."Well?" Maisie whispered as I removed my coat and shoes. "May I press it?" I barely thought before nodding and she grinned, wickedly. "Just one thing," Maisie warned as she pulled out a red object from her pocket. "I need you to be blindfolded." She looked at my eyebrows rising and she licked her lips. "She has a few scars from .... There was a pretty but very reserved Indian woman whose diet reflected her religious beliefs, and then a sparkling, lively woman married to a firefighter. And in the background, doing most of the preparation and deliveries, was Elsa.She was of Dutch extraction, and white-skinned, although not of the typical elongated Dutch type (the women can tower over an average-height British man such as me). Elsa was fat. There is no other way to describe it. She had been born lardy and was introverted. It takes about 9 months or so to pop one of those puppies out, and let's assume at least 3 months downtime after that. More, really, but let's say. So 11,250 couples times 365 per year, means that 4,106,250 additional couples are or were recently pregnant and thus could have sex without making babies. Somewhere I read that Americans have sex on average 3 times per week. Yeah right. I think it was in Cosmo, I'm sorry I can't remember exactly where. So fewer than 1/2 of those might have sex.