I lay for a bit thinking about my thoughts of the night before. I had admitted to myself that I was in love with Rory, now I just had to pluck up the ...ourage to tell him. Then I grinned and thought there would be no better time than the present. There were no children to rouse the house early to see if Santa had been. It would be about half past seven to eight o clock before anyone stirred. So I got out of my bed, put on my dressing gown, crept along the corridor to the room where Rory was. As her hand moved back and forth her finger was also sliding back and forth between my lips, making my juices flow freely over her. As she started to rub faster and faster I moaned and sighed into her mouth. I could feel a huge orgasm building up when suddenly she took her hand away. I cried out in surprise, and she grinned at me and walked away! I couldn’t believe how hot she’d made me. I was on fire and my pussy was dripping. I started to make my way to the ladies room. I couldn’t wait until. “I know we spoke about this yesterday, while digging the graves,” Big Ed stated as a preamble to what he had to say next, “but those Negroes of yours can’t stay here. I don’t mind them, but we’re still in Missouri. There are people hereabouts, who don’t cotton to any person who isn’t white. You’ve already told me that they’re heading west, and I think that’s a great idea; however, whether you know it or not, the road west is long and hard. Those Negroes are greenhorns, at best. To make it. On the way down the hill I ran into a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist: “Do you have something to stop this coffin?”A bit of British Humor... I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he’s only got one arm bless him.I shouted - “Where you off to Charlie?”He said, “I’m off to change a light bulb.”“That’s gonna be a bit awkward init?”“Not really.” he said. “I still have the receipt, you insensitive bastard.”Went out last night and got really wasted.I woke up this morning next to a fat old bird who was.