As the car was in motion Jason couldn’t help but look at his new master and he hoped that she’ll make him her long time slave, suddenly the car st...pped and they both got out and looked at the apartment were Jason’s master would make him her new slave. Jason looked once again at the woman and her face got even more lustful Jason could tell that his soon to be master was thinking about how to torture him, as soon as Jason and his mistress got into the apartment Jason’s master told him to stand in. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding -- a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.GeorgiaThe owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.He called her into his office and said, "Y'all. The book she had been reading was on the floor and she had fallen asleep, half sitting half lying against the pillow with the sheet pulled up. She looked so cute fast asleep like that. He smiled and moved to her side of the bed brushing her hair out of her eyes. He picked up the book, marking the place and setting it on the bedside table. He noticed that the sheet had slipped off her shoulder and he realised that she had no top on. He sat beside her on the bed and just looked. God she. “Anyway, Jess thought about one of the medical students, but that’s complicated by the rules, obviously, as well as how long they might stay. The same is true of a student of mine. We thought about some of the girls from the Rap Sessions but the concern there is, again, the length of the commitment we’re looking for. And then, Maria Cristina appeared almost out of the blue.”“Maybe Fate has thrown in the towel and is on your side now!” Jessica smirked.“Don’t count on it!” I said shaking my head..