“Never thought I would ever be shopping at one of these stores.” I said as we slowly made our way inside. There was an older lady behind the corne... of the front entrance. Her eyes looked over us with suspicion and disgust. I am sure she was one of those ladies who was going to think it was so wrong that I was a teenager and pregnant. I really did not care what she thought though. “Yeah well looks like old as dirt agrees with you,” he whispered with a laugh into my ear, referring to the woman. “Strictly speaking, I’m what’s called a goblin. You’re right. I’m not human. As such, I could breed a female goblin, but not a woman. Look, I ... tried to make it happen. I tried to defy the odds and impregnate a woman. I ... failed. Last night proved to me that I would always fail. I ... I slew the real Matthew Kumar some time back and impersonated him. Yes, after she met and fell for him, but before the engagement.“You see ... my kind are an endangered species now. Our old habitats have been. Main usse bahut miss karta, mainuske ghar bhi gaya 1-2 baar waha uske pati ko dekha to sochta kya maze letahoga woh suman se raat bhar. Meri tharak bahut bad gai thi suman ke liye, parkoi chance nai lag raha tha 3 mahine poore hone ke baad usne join kar liya firsab pehle jaisa hogaya ab woh mujhe aur sexy lagne lagi uske chooche aur nikharaaye the. Humari dosti aur sahi ho gai Mazaakmazaak mein ek dusre se kafi had tak baat karne lage, who mujhse kiss tak mangnelagi, woh sirf mazak kar rahi. Danni almost fell over the chair as she minimized the computer screen and quickly flipped back up to the spreadsheets. “I was just heading out.” she said as she turned towards the door. “I have a date tonight with Tom so don’t wait up.”She winked as she said this, letting out an inhibited laugh as she flipped her long hair back. “It has been a month of dating now and I am so fucking hot for him.”“You go girl,” was Danni’s reply as she watched her friend walk away to get some. Oh what she would.