After an eternity of me gawking over the scene in front of me, Chandler spoke, "Listen this may come as a shock, considering all those rumors about me... but I'm a virgin. I've turned down every guy that has come on to me. All they want is to get me in bed so they'll be able to tell the world. Even the guys that have no chance look at me with lust in their eyes, but not you. No matter how mean I was to you, you always looked at me with compassion and now I know why I've waited." I remained. "I plead the fifth." Oh, come on," she teased."Look, no matter what I say, I'm going to offend somebody." Well then, let me guess," said Allison. "It comes down to your infatuation with me versus your love for your little sister. Even a long-lasting crush can't compare to a deep love like the two of you share. So you prefer Brit over me, don't you?" Well..." Go ahead and admit it, Jeff. You won't offend me, I promise. Besides, I'll come right out and say that I prefer your father over you.". " There was more applause as people looked around the room trying to find me. "Stand up, Unks," Annie said. I half-raised myself from my chair and did an awkward little wave to the crowd as they applauded me."My uncle and I have always celebrated our birthdays together," Annie continued. "And when tragedy struck our family, leaving us..." her voice was cracking. "Well, he's the only family I have now." The crowd was making sympathetic noises now. "Don't feel sorry for me, though," Annie said. As he bent to go into the interior of the car he banged his head, a final insult to his dignity. * David Noble walked up his garden path, having just left his mistress Julia, who lived just around the corner, and with whom he had spent the last couple of hours screwing in bed. Lifting up his key and placing it in the lock he tried to turn it, but finding it not moving rang the bell thinking that his wife must have put the lock on by mistake. After a few minutes the window next to him opened and.