Someone decided that having to hook up garters to a stocking on each leg, adjust the straps and snap the snaps was too much work for a modern woman, s... they designed a one piece garment that encased legs and torso in nylon mesh (we no longer use silk for stockings, sorry to disappoint you) and called it pantyhose because it serves the purpose of both panties and hose.This is fine for a woman, it makes their life simpler no doubt, but it has it's drawbacks for people such as myself. When I put. “Stand clear… vehicle reversing…”… shouted the automated voice from the lorry. The driver seemed to be having difficulty manoeuvring his vehicle through my narrow gateposts. I leapt out of bed and pulled the curtains back. Sure enough, there was this large box on wheels struggling to squeeze itself through the limited gap. Why was he reversing into my property I wondered? Then a blue Mini Cooper pulled up outside. It was being driven by a young lady. She gestured to the lorry driver. Her hands. "I opened my eyes. I must have been carried upstairs to our bedroom as the soft pink carpet filled my vision.The pain in my head was ferocious. Darius was lying on our bed, talking on his cell phone, a naked Kate kneeling on the floor facing him, head bowed. I lay stunned for the next few minutes. My left eye was beginning to close from the bruising. I decided to stay on the floor.A short while later there was the sound of a vehicle on the gravel driveway, the sound of car doors slamming.. I sidestepped over to the camera crew and dismounted from my skis. My legs were shaking. My insides were shaking. My hands shook so badly from the fear I'd felt the entire ski run they were useless. I fell sideways into the snow and just lay there quaking. I looked over and the film crew was still filming up the hill. One of the production crew said to me, "Where are the others? You must have left 'em in the dust, man." I sat up and eventually stood.Over a minute went by, and we were.