My mother turned around again and faced me. My cock became painfully stiff. She pulled me up to and freed my cock. She caressed it with her warm soft ...ingers. It throbbed. She embraced me. Her firm heavy breasts pressed against my bare wide chest. She kissed me fully on my lips.Then she stepped back, caught me by my cock, led me to the altar and pushed me hard. I was down on the altar, on my back. My cock was pointing the roof. She climbed over me and crawled up. When her face was right above. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"George Bernard Shaw"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."Benjamin Franklin"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."Dave BarryBeer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.!W. C. FieldsRemember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.Professor Irwin CoreyTo some it's a six-pack, to me it's. Bhabi b muskra di .Maine bhabi ki kaan mein dheere se pucha” maza aa raha hai kya.?”unhone kuch nahi kaha.Meri himmat nahi thi iske aage jane ki.Main chup chap film dekh raha tha.Lunch hua to maine dono ke lie cold drinks aur pettries le aya.Main soch raha tha ki bekar mein dono ke upar ticket ke pase kharc kie.Main bola “main jaa raha hoon aap log film dekh kar chale jaiega”.Per bhabhi ne mujhe rok lia,kaha ki rukie na sab saath mein hi chalenge.Lunch ke baad jab film suru hui tab meri kismat. .. MY... GOD, they were real. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. Things like this just didn't happen. I MUST be dreaming. I pinched myself. It hurt like crazy, and I was still here. What do I do now? Get out of bed, I told myself. I tried to sit up, but I couldn't bend. I felt my chest and stomach. There was something wrapped around me, which was hard and unyielding. I slid to the edge of the bed and managed to get to my feet with a great deal of effort, but I almost fell over as I tried to stand up. My feet.