I was a confident young man, but not an arrogant one, capisce?" I told him that yes, I did understand. I too am a confident man. "I became known among...the girls of that time as owner of an exceptional cazzo, a cock." Poppa chuckled and I knew the wine was still having its effect upon him. "It was exceptional in it's length as well as in it's thickness. Usually a man can have one or the other, and often not either. I was blessed to have both." "It was an Indian summer day. I was twenty seven. Walked out still completly naked and went into the pool. After about 15 minutes the mother and son entered the area. They wawed at me and went to the showers. Soon both of them came in my direction, she in bikini and him in swimtrunks. They entered and after just two minutes the bubbles stopped and they discovered my nudity. The mother asked straight in my face if I liked to show off for other people. I was a bit surprised but asked why she thought so? She just said they had been watching me. Mene control kiya fir wo beer le aayi aur hum dono beer pine lage..Aur bate karne lage.Usme muzase pucha “tumari koyi girl friend he kay.?” me ne kaha nahi he.. To usne pucha ku..? To me bola meri pasand ki nahi mili…Aur me bola ke muze aapa jesi koyi nahi mili..To wo hasanelagi aur boli me to aab budi ho gayi hu.. To me bola nahi aapa to jawan ho khubsrat ho, aur koyi bhi aap se shadi karne keliye tayar ho jayega..To woboli muze aaba shadi nahi karni he,sirf muze aapani khushi chahiye..Tab tak. The immortal consequence of that turned out to be an exaggeration of every modern man's regular chore. Every evening I woke with a beard down to my ribs. Whatever her twisted reasons were, I was just as happy Constance enjoyed shaving me."No? Funny coincidence how they all end up dead after we are through with them."She rolled her eyes. "Fine. But we don't murder them." Legally?"A dainty, pale fist closed around my beard just under my chin and yanked my head back, exposing my neck. "Hold.