" YOU'll ask Lisa to go out with you?" Kyle replied. "What do you think your odds are that she'll agree?" Zero if I don't ask. That is the secret to m... success. Whenever I meet a girl who interests me, I ask her out." Don't tell me ... more often than not they say yes." Hell, no. Most of the time they tell me to get lost. But, enough say yes and I ask often enough so that ... I'll bet I get more action in a week than most guys see in a month." How do you deal with the rejection? The ones that. Once upon a time, (I think it might have been a Thursday), in a kingdom far away, (it might have been down the river just past the bend, you know the place), there lived a brave knight. Now this knight heard some tavern tales about an enchanted tower in which an evil wizard locked away some king's beautiful daughter. The story continues to say that the wizard died before he could lift the enchantments he placed on the surrounding forest, and even on the tower itself, so the princess might still. You got one of the Manny's bar ladies in there? Or have you taken a fair shine to street hags in yer old age?" He stared at his brother, awaiting the answer.It was obvious to Jed, just by looking at the man, that his brother Ezra wasn't thinking quite right, especially so when he ups and answers, "Ain't no one in there but Ellie Mae. It's her room, dontchya know?" That right? No one in there but Ellie Mae? Well, now, what's up, Ez? You're standin' there as naked as the day our sweet mamma. Can you drop by at 5???Ok, see you then.? She left with the most innocent of smiles on her face. The Next DayFortunately my parents were out of town this weekend and being their only child, I had the house to myself. The doorbell rang and I was ready to make my move on her. ?Hey, come on in, make yourself comfortable.? She had worn a knee-length skirt and an unflattering top. ?Thanks, your parents have a really nice house.??Thanks, they’re away for the weekend. I hope you don’t mind.