” I told her, handing back the bottle of body wash she had given me.“There are three bottles here, pal. Which one is which?”“I need the medium...sized one; it’s got a little knobby-thing on the lid.”“What? Here. Take it.”“Duh not this one, this is the fucking body wash again.”“Well I don’t fucking know! Get it yourself. Give it to me when you are done, too. I need it.”“Sure thing,” I said as I carefully rotated in place. I almost made it all the way before the swollen head of my cock brushed up. I was getting to like the way women can just emote freely to others, and not worry about appearances. When we arrived at the place Cathy and I used to visit as children we saw a small shopping mall had sprung up since we last visited, a few years ago, and a fair ground was located next to where we used to picnic. Even mom was surprised at seeing it and asked me if I wanted to go someplace quieter."No," I replied. "I'm hungry. I want lunch." Dad drove into the car park adjoining our picnic. It was sort of an accident. Ouch Mom, that hurts!" He tried to pull away, his face pale. "Accident!" Linda's voice rose almost to a cry, and she shivered with anger. "Accident? You mean you slipped, and your cock just fell right into her? Is that the kind of accident you're trying to make me believe, Mark Harmon? Susan caused this, didn't she? Don't try to hide it. She's the one who got you two started! She got you all horny and was showing you how to fuck your sister last night when I walked. I was contemplating on whether or not I should bring the bag in with me to show her what I bought. If anyone asked, I could just say that they were for her as a gift and I know she would play along with that. Besides, I wanted to show her what I got and tell her the entire story of my shopping experience. I knew she would get a good laugh out of it and enjoy the story. I finally made it to the restaurant where I was meeting Tonya for lunch. I decided to bring the back in with me to show her.