"Do you like to jack off?" she asked. "I like it very much." Ummm, yeah, I guess I like it a lot too." Back home, the grandmas all say jacking off is ...errible and will make horrible things happen, but I have done it many times, and nothing terrible has happened to me. Look at me now! I'm in America, and I have a new friend. Boyfriend, even! She grinned at him." We need to talk about that. You can't keep telling people I'm your boyfriend." Why not?" Because people will think we kiss and stuff.". Karen as is her way, loves being chatted up by the waiters who can’t do enough for her when she wears her tight blouses which make her breasts look even bigger. As the evening wore on she and Tony the head waiter were getting quite cheeky with each other in a friendly way. “I’m just going to the ladies” said Karen, “I won’t be long” she said as she teetered off in her high heels. I took this opportunity to sneak out for a smoke. Ten minutes later I’m back and know sign of Karen. Five minutes. .. ah ... that is ... we," and Erin burst out in tears and could say nothing for a while."What your daughter was trying to tell you," Mom told Dad, "is that she and Ted have been having sex for the last four months." Well, good," Dad said. Then he asked, "Is that all you have to tell me? She isn't pregnant is she? Is this all you got me up for?" What do you mean 'good'," Mom demanded, close to apoplexy."Well, ... you see, Dear, " Dad started, "I've been telling Ted here, for a while now, what a. " After a few minutes of this (which seemed aneternity) I reach down and I attempted to untie his robe, he pushed backand said, "No dani, this is wrong. We shouldn't be doing this." I grabbedhis hands and put them back on my nipples and said "I love you Martin, Iwant to be your lover." The best I could do at fifteen, but it workedbecause he started pulling and pinching my nipples again. He didn't moveaway this time when I went to untie his robe. Then I pushed it open andreached down and.