Things could have been rather different if I had been more forward. Over the years, I tried to chance my luck with a spot of internet dating but to no...avail. I also tried the occasional singles night but still wasn’t able to meet Miss Right or anyone that I was able to relate to, for that matter. I decided that I would stop dwelling on my uneventful love life and simply see where life would lead me. What I didn’t expect was that special moment in my life was just about to happen. The love of. She quit circling her fingers, and her lips left my skin. I ached for her touch. I opened my eyes to see what was happening, and only saw her looking up at me. Her eyes that now seemed to be a deep, emerald green, were devouring me. The look in her eyes was hunger, and I was her next meal. She slid her boxers off of me, and before removing my thong with her teeth, kissed my hips.Now, fully naked and laying in front of the best friend I had been pining over for years, I became all too aware of. Okay. So ... what, then?” Jeff asked.“Dunno, man,” Bert shrugged.“How ‘bout: loser has to get a tattoo that says, ‘I suck!’ On his forehead!” Jeff suggested with a broad, self-satisfied grin.“‘I suck’? What are you? Eight?” Bert refused.“Well okay, how ‘bout: loser has to ... loser ... No, wait. Winner has to ... ah, shit! Loser ... uh...” Jeff babbled, trying to compose a new wager on the fly.He didn’t notice his girlfriend rolling her eyes at his stupidity.“Winner gets to drive the loser to. “Now, the way I see it there are two possible courses of action here,” smirked the bear, “One, I tear you into small pieces and eat you ... or two, you get down on your knees and blow me.” Reluctantly, the hunter chose the latter option. Spluttering, he drove back to town and burst into the gun shop. “I want a bigger gun!” he demanded. So saying, he returned to the cave carrying a spanking new AK-47 and began releasing volley after volley into the cave entrance. Eventually, the smoke cleared.