.. Simply showing marriage certificate and your wife’s picture is not enough!For MEN and WOMEN with a bit of humor?? A man was granted two wishes by...God. He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. Rest get married and wonder what happened!Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.Why do. I could not hold any longer and after 15 mines I said I am going to cum. After hearing this words she started to suck faster and with in seconds I came in her mouth. It was in huge quantity as I haven’t had sex since months and she was milking me more. She drank all my cum with out leaving a single drop. Then she came on top of me and sat on my laps she gave a kiss on my mouth giving me taste go my cum mixed with her saliva. And it was of great taste as it was mixed with her saliva. Now it was. ." I sighed, turning around as the music started. "I definitely like it."I'd picked some slow songs, this being one of those nights where it felt like everything was running down. I held out my arms for the man, smiling at Mitch and for just a second I didn't think he was going to do it. Being on duty and in uniform like that, he could get in a little trouble for fooling around, but who was gonna know? Barney would cover for him and he did like the looks of me.I liked him too. Officer Mitchell. Something to do with the gods using humans as game pieces and sending them out on quests. “Are ... are you god?”There was no answer. Instead, he noticed a shadow sitting at the other side of the table. It was next to a game board of its own, and the shadow’s ears perked up as it noticed him. It stood up and leaned toward him.“Oh shit.” He couldn’t make out this new creature, but the absolute malice it radiated washed over him like a heatwave. It had several game pieces of its own on a board.