We knew him to a ‘ladies man’ of a long time and we also knew that it made no difference to him if they were married or not. John, was a likeable ...uy anyway. We had a lot of fun on the tennis court with him and various partners that he brought from time to time so that was really how we got to know him well. So, he came alone to visit us and we wanted to play a prank surprise on him so I suggested to my wife that when he arrived we would both be naked when we opened the door. It was exciting. Please help me. I want to be just like you." "Aw Jessica, I know you're going through a hard time, and I do want to help you. I'll give you any advice you need on being a woman. In fact, I'd like to invite you out with 'the girls' tonight. Come on out with us!" "Of course," I blurted out. Damn. Why did they have to phrase everything like a command, so I couldn't resist it? "One more thing" she said, "when we used to go out, I thought you were one of the best lovers I've ever had. Before you. ” She paused for effect, allowing my rubbery brain to become enlightened. It didn’t quite make it and Mom continued.“I didn’t understand then, but I did later, when I found those panties.”Mom smiled as my brain’s realization filtered though to my face. Her foot suddenly appeared between my knees, toes stretching forward to press against my balls. “You must feel absolutely huge to her,” she whispered sexily.“Mom,” I gasped, as she moved her foot up and down on the hardnes of my rising erection,. We were running low on Henry ammunition, and would have been reduced to using Colt Navys before long." I am glad that I was able to help. Is everybody all right?" Yes, everybody is fine. What brought you to our rescue? It sure was timely!" I am now working as a bounty hunter, and I was making a sweep of the neighborhood when I heard the shooting. I am glad that I was in the area." Well, you are welcome to these galoots. I hope that you can find something worth while for your trouble. I will.